Candles and crystals and tarots, oh my.
No need to look further for the advice you need to get a fresh start in 2016. We've got it all right here.
You’re looking at me like I’m an actual piece of meat. Do you realize that I legit fear for my life right now?
I remember feigning sore throats so I would be excused from speaking.
Let’s be real, sometimes you just have to have a fetishized cartoon of a butt to convey to your mom you’re “On my way! See you soon! *butt Kimoji*”
They really want to get it on. I really want to get it on. There's just one thing standing in our way.
Nothing is impossible when it comes to your very first love, am I right?
Some people find this whole "Muslims condemning things" to be excessive and prejudicial. But personally, I am aaaaall for it.
Fret not, friends, because I am here to share my wisdom with you all. This will be the only gift guide you’ll need, probably ever.
I didn’t belong so I just didn’t want to hear it.
My apologies to any overly strict and harsh parents who are about to read this and discover the oh-so-pleasant truth.
But there's one thing that pushes me beyond silence.