What I missed out on, I chose to regain through sex.
Terms of agreement are absolutely non-negotiable.
If my parents knew I learned to type fast to keep up with role-playing threads on Neopets – not as a result of writing papers – they’d have a fit.
My bullies forgot their actions in the blink of an eye. But I couldn't.
It melts like butter in the mouth, and powerlessness in your bones.
And thus, love becomes everything, and nothing at all.
Guys are dumb, and so are crushes.
Your roomie will wish she chilled with you instead when she's hungover the next morning.
Let's be real- half the stuff your parents told you were either lies or the stretched out truth.
There was something in it that made me want more.
Exit prayer area, head for donut table. Eat celebratory Eid donut and relish in the fact that it’s broad day light and you’re eating actual, real life food.
I’m an adult. I have tax forms to fill out, bathrooms to clean, and ice cream to be eaten for dinner.