Bottom line: If this means cutting off a 70-year-old British man on the sidewalk, or stealing his prime spot on the bus, then so be it.
You're bound to run into the funny, the weird and the annoying from time to time.
You’re told to "smile" at the most random moments.
Don’t sing while you’re cooking, or you’ll be married to an old fart.
And they deserve it too, tbh.
Everything's gonna be all write.
Yes, I speak and understand Urdu. Yes, that is an American accent you hear. You want to know what I am doing here? Some days I am not so sure myself.
Sometimes when you put your keys down, you remind yourself that anything is possible in this region of the world. And I mean anything.
And, like, totally found yourself.
It's a cold, cold world out there. But at least we have kittens.