Yes, I speak and understand Urdu. Yes, that is an American accent you hear. You want to know what I am doing here? Some days I am not so sure myself.
Sometimes when you put your keys down, you remind yourself that anything is possible in this region of the world. And I mean anything.
And, like, totally found yourself.
It's a cold, cold world out there. But at least we have kittens.
Here are some goals that have nothing to do with working out. You're welcome.
2017 is FINALLY OVER (thank goodness) but we did share some fantastic stories this year and it's time to showcase them!
So cold. So very, very cold.
When you go to get your eyebrows done, they ask if you want your upper lip done.
Aren't holidays with uneducated white folks the best?
"We only use leashes because dogs can't hold hands."
Srsly, your hair is everywhere.
Calling all professional nappers.