Calling all professional nappers.
POC students in a world of Birkenstocks and diet racism...this goes out to you.
Because, alas, women can only have one life goal - to find and marry the perfect man, if he happens to be a doctor or lawyer, well then you've hit the jackpot.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
“Awww… she’s trying to speak our language, it’s so cute!”
But seriously, how lucky am I?
Uncle "Bob" is busy condemning your hippie friends, Grandma is hounding you for a grandchild, and your socialite cousin arrives late. But hey, family!
One is the loneliest number.
"What do you mean you follow more humans than cats on Instagram?"
I’ve literally been left at a friend’s house before.