1. Treat your *ahem* self with this delectable vibrator: it offers targeted stimulation that will leave you wanting more.

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What people are saying: “This is literally life-changing and I want others to enjoy life as much as I am since I bought this! I’ve tried so many vibrators before and thought they just weren’t for me but my friend recommended I tried Pom and I’ve floated on air ever since.” Hansoo Sul

Get it from Amazon for $95.00.

2. You’ll be blissfully sore after using Lelo’s latest creation, Soraya, which will keep you ~up~ for hours.

via Amazon
via Amazon

What people are saying: “My wife and I bought this on a recommendation from a friend. We really like the feel of the material it is made of, very silky. We also like that it is waterproof and can be used in a number of places and situations. It has a great battery time as well, we were playing with it for well over two and a half hours without any noticeable power decreases.”Ketow

Get it from Amazon for $167.05.

3. The man who left you on read can’t find your clit, but this little secret will – and it doubles as a minimalistic necklace, too.

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via Amazon

What people are saying: “This is beautiful! It is sleek and has a bit of weight to it. The on/off button is discrete and it is SOOO quiet. The vibration is strong! Would definitely recommend! I plan on buying several for Xmas gifts!”Robin

Get it from Amazon for $69+ (available in three finishes).

4. End that dry spell with your very own (ahem) wet one using this little toy that’ll change your life in more ways than one.

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via Amazon

What people are saying: “After almost four (4) years of wondrous service, our beloved toy, nicknamed Rabbit, finally broke. We were taken back when we saw it had only earned an average of 3 stars in it’s reviews. To us, the original jimmyjane “Form II” was a dependable source of stimulation that added tremendous pleasure to our interactions. And, while it did eventually break after almost four years, the delight is so high, relative to the cost, the the “Form II” was, and is, effectively free!”michaelpaul50

Get it from Amazon for $59.99.

5. Sit down, strap in, and get ready for one hell of a wild ride with this penguin-themed non-contact clit stimulator!

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What people are saying: “Y’all. I realize that I have never squirted before him. I thought I did but nah. So, my first orgasm with Tux(we already have pet names for each other but haters will say I’m lying) happened after only 30 seconds. I’m not a screamer but HE made me scream. I couldn’t even control my body. I damn near slid onto the floor. I called out my own damn name it was so good. ANYHOE, I decided that I’d have to make sure that all research was done so, for scientific purposes I decided to schedule a 2nd date for later in the day. I mean, he didn’t wine me and dine me but he sure knew what he was doing. HOWEVER, that last time, the third time, I squirted. Like, it caught me off guard as hell. Like, I was cramping after that first time but NOW, I can barely hold air. That’s how weak I am. You might just see him as a Penguin with a beautiful tuxedo on but, we are in love.”Queen-Goddess

Get it from Amazon for $31.95.

6. A tulip-shaped vibrator that has the power and energy to bring you joy – plus, it won’t ever go off during your TSA walk-through, so win-win? 

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via Amazon

What people are saying: “This is definitely a great toy. My wife loved it. Very nice, sleek design and quiet enough to use when the kids are next door. Sweet Vibrations carries a lifetime warranty so no worries there. This one is nice and small as well as easy to throw in a purse or even a coat pocket. But don’t let the size throw you off. It has plenty of power to do the job. Rechargeable, too.” —murphy

Get it from Amazon for $44.99 (available in three colors).

7. Hands-free isn’t a catchphrase with this little vibrator, and it’s here to let you free up your hands for other uses if so you desire, and you DO desire.

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via Amazon

What people are saying: “Great little device. Certainly useful when you need hands free. As with most things it take a little practice finding the right spot but then practice is a good thing ;)” —Jana T.

Get it from Dame for $135 (available in two colors).

8.  Ready to see visions of a whole new world? This wand will help us overthrow the patriarchy.

amazon.com
amazon.com

What people are saying: “I write this in the aftermath of my Shibari Mini Halo’s inaugural use. I only have cell reception now as I reenter Earth’s orbit. Btw, Mars is beautiful, you guys. Do not hesitate. I repeat, BUY THIS DAMN HANDHELD SPACE SHUTTLE. YOU WILL SEE VISIONS, YOU WILL DREAM DREAMS! YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A WOMAN! If we get enough of these into women’s hands, we can overthrow the patriarchy, js.” —Lady Macbeth

Get it from Amazon for $27.95.

9. You’ll never feel the need to say “ok, boomer”  again after using the wand that thousands swear by (because let’s be real, their advice might be right for this one). 

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via Amazon

What people are saying: “My legs were literally shaking… This thing is STRONG. It made me orgasm in under a minute! I was also able to cum more than five times, which is something that never happens. The different speeds and patterns are also so much fun. The wand also makes a bit of noise so I suggest that this is used under heavy blankets or pillows. The packaging was discreet as well — I don’t live alone so I was worried. For those of you that choose to use this for not-so-naughty purposes, I think it actually is really great for sore muscles!” —Anonymous

Get it from Amazon for $29.95+ (available in three colors).

10. Want to feel 100 percent that bitch? This air-pulsing luxury toy will take you there.

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via Amazon

What people are saying: “Omg…The round suction area is amazing…It feels like someone is going down on you…but does a better job! 😂”—Sammie B

Get it from Amazon for $85.35.

11. A muted vibrating dildo that’s there for you when you want to play – without waking up your friends in the other room. 

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via Amazon

What people are saying: “My girlfriend and I love this toy! It’s extremely powerful and easy to hold. The tail end of it is an unusual shape, but we found that it’s extremely comfortable to rest your finger against and allows both partners to grip the toy easily in a variety of positions. The on/off switch is located in a good position and because you have to hold it down for three seconds to start the toy, you are unlikely to accidentally turn it on. The toy holds its charge really well and can easily be used for extended periods of time without needing to be recharged. It’s quiet enough that it can be used discretely — nobody can hear it, even if they are in adjoining rooms.” —Griffin93

Get it from Amazon for $19.69 (available in two colors).

12. Give your self some lovin’ with this adorable yet straight-to-business clit massager.

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What people are saying: “Me and my husband’s sex life has taken off since buying this! I find myself wanting to have sex more often, and he definitely likes that, haha. We use it daily. It holds a charge for a long time, and gives you a nice “heads-up” when it’s about time to charge by a flashing yellow light on the bottom! No one wants their vibrator to die in right before the climax ? so that blinking light is a life saver. Couldn’t speak more highly about it! My previous ones pale in comparison. This gives deep vibrations, not just ticklish surface-level ones like the cheap vibrators have. Okay writing this review made me really want to use it, so gtg bye?? Enjoy!!”Ashley G.

Get it from Amazon for $94.05.

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13. You’ll sing like an angel from a single session with this juiced-up bullet vibrator

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via Dame

What people are saying: “Our sex life has always been pretty healthy but WOW! I bought Zee to enhance our foreplay but never expected it to be so good. I am so turned on by watch my wife’s body and orgasm. She says they are more intense and longer lasting. Not to mention multiple… I feel like I’m in my 20’s again! Just last night we used Zee and the Dame Pillo… our initial session lasted for more than an hour. We then cuddled in for sleep… she woke me up at 3 am for a midnight session. We’ve been together for 17 years and sex has never been so good!Brandon S.

Get it from Dame for $30.

14. An incredibly adaptable three-motor vibrator that can be used in any number of configurations regardless of sex or number of participants. So many options, it’ll be hard to know where to start!

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via Amazon

What people are saying: “DAMN. Besides the ideas on the Amazon photos, there are lots of other configurations you can use it for, regardless of gender and number of participants. Without getting graphic: ladies, try it sideways. Can’t wait to come up with more ways to use it.” —Jenn

Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

15. Reach every single spot with the letter “G” with this incredible metal wand.

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What people are saying: “Less than 3 minutes!! That’s all it took. This is a third of the price of the njoy version and seems to be the exact same. I am in love and don’t know how I lived my life before this little piece of magical steel!!”—Lorna

Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

16. Introduce your self to the latest version of the iconic rabbit-eared toy, and have some ~explosive~ fun without sacrificing anything else. 

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via Amazon

What people are saying: “This is my second Je Joue vibrator and it is great. My husband bought this for me as a surprise and I love it. Only downfall is the ears are a little too long so they really don’t have a good function. But I love the girth and smoothness of it. I would highly recommend it to someone who is looking to buy it. Love that it is waterproof and the magnetic charger is great. The vibration patterns are awesome. Makes me explode every time I use it.”—RG

Get it from Amazon for $139.99.

17. Ready to get in touch with your wild side? Because this pixie clit vibrator will take you to Neverland.

via Amazon
via Amazon

What people are saying: “So, I’m going to go right out and say that I have never been much of an ‘outside stimulation’ gal, but I’m almost positive this thing changed my life for the better. I’m way too obsessed with this, and I cannot WAIT to try it with my boyfriend. The only negative thing I have to say about this is that it’s TOO GOOD. Be careful, you might get obsessed like I am!!!” —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in three colors).

18. You’ll be seeing stars with this powerful and cordless realistic-looking rabbit vibe – so get ready.

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via Amazon

What people are saying: “Firstly, let me say that this guy really surprised me! I was not at all expecting it to be so powerful. The vibes and vibration patterns are insane. It’s also the absolute perfect size for me. It has a very nice long-lasting battery; my boyfriend and I had fun with this for well over two hours. The two ‘rabbit ears’ actually work really well, unlike most that I have tried. This is by far my new favorite toy. Pros: extremely powerful, perfect length and girth, insanely unique vibration and thrusting patterns, double the pleasure, double the fun, the bunny ears actually work (very well!), it feels surprisingly realistic, after charging the battery lasts long.” —KrissyK

Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

19. Reach the most ~incredible finish~ with the Satisfier Pro 2, an air pulsator toy quieter than your time in the shower. can’t be covered up by the sound of a shower.

via Amazon
via Amazon

What people are saying: “YOU GUYS. This thing is NOT messing around. It is quiet, small, and way too powerful for its own good. The magnetic charger is also really cool! It seriously gets the job done fast, if you want it to. It leads to a deeper set orgasm that’s kind of like a full body one! Definitely happy I bought this. So, so, so happy!” —Katharine

Get it from Amazon for $34.95.

20. This G-spot vibe is here to take you from 0 to 100 orgasms before you can say the word “squirt.”

via Adam & Eve
via Adam & Eve

What people are saying: “I’ve never squirted before in my life…within 20 minutes of opening this thing up, I squirted two times. Amazing. The vibration is strong and when it’s inside you, it’s relatively quiet. Highly recommended.” —Anonymous

Get it from Adam & Eve for $17.95.

21. This soft-yet-solid Fin feels like a part of your hand, so it’s easy to use before, during or after sex. 

via Dame Products
via Dame Products

What people are saying: “Purchasing a device of this nature for myself is a huge step out of my comfort zone but am so happy I did it. I didn’t realize what I was missing! The Fin has added great pleasure to my private time as well as time with my partner!”Veronica A.

Get it from Dame for $85.

22. Can’t forget the tried and true Hitachi Magic Wand, which will never leave you wanting – no matter the time of day.

via Amazon
via Amazon

What people are saying: “I thought everyone was exaggerating about ‘zero to orgasm in 30 seconds’ — nope, they’re right. I hadn’t masturbated nearly a year, and thanks to this little guy, I’m probably on my way to breaking a record.” —amazoncustomer

Get it from Amazon for $44.

23. Use this rabbit to target your G-spot and clitoris and give yourself a seriously epic orgasm (and another one, then another one).  

via Adam & Eve
via Adam & Eve

What people are saying: “So this is my first time buying something like this, and I must say I’m completely satisfied. It’s given me some pretty dam good orgasm lol I’m not gonna lie the first time I used it, afterward, I couldn’t stop smiling felt amazing!”Anonymous

Get it from Adam & Eve for $49.95.

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