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Dear Amazon Prime, this is my love letter to you

Your orange smile brightens my day. My life has completely changed since you came into my life.

Dear Amazon Prime,

Today as I was scrolling through your endless joy, I was thinking about how very much I love you, and how I really don’t tell you that enough. I wanted to sit down and let you know, how truly in love with you I am.

I still clearly remember the moment you helped me discover my favorite snack, vegan beef jerky. I knew immediately that your suggested product was meant for me: an aspiring vegan, fake-meat lover, and obsessive snacker. You already knew me so well – my love for air-popped, unseasoned popcorn and artisan candy. And when my product arrived in three short days, with free shipping, I knew I was in love. But we both know I had been smitten from the very start.

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And more than three years since we met, I still love you just the same. I love how quickly you ship me everything, and for free. I love how you send products you think I will order to a nearby location before I order it.

I love that you carry my favorite pens, that no brick and mortar store in the U.S. carries. I love your streaming service from the old classics to the original content. My favorite of your shows, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is funny, heartwarming, and the perfect way to end my day. Your “New & Interesting Finds on Amazon” never ceases to amaze me. How can one site, contain so many products?

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You always remember what I order and help me when I need to order it again. You are so good at communicating. It’s rare to find that in a friend – but you always email me when I have a package coming on the way. It’s so good to know that you’re watching out for me.

Your orange smile brightens my day. Thank you for indulging me in my sometimes-impulsive purchases like my special Japanese hair mask and my white gold stapler.

You send me the things I need when I need them. Like printer ink and vegan jerky. I can even send my family’s Christmas gifts to them with you.

You truly complete me. You help me get everything I’ve ever needed. You never complain. I can’t imagine life without you. I am so lucky to have you. My life has completely changed since you came into my life. Before you, Amazon Prime, I would have to get in my car or walk to the store. And the store might not even have what I am looking for. And may not have it for a competitive price. But you, Amazon Prime, with your large warehouses, enormous buying power, and streamlined supply chain, give me the world.

You truly make my shopping experience, magnificent. With your expedited, free shipping and amalgam of products, I couldn’t imagine using another online super-store. I feel lucky to have you in my browser. For as long as you are relevant, I will love you. And, even if new technology comes around and replaces you, know that I will always remember you fondly.

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Thank you for always being there for me– through small orders and large. Here’s to many more orders, streamed movies, and Kindle-books.

With love,