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I’m tired of being in a “situationship” – but why is it so hard to find a real relationship?

It’s a minefield out there, people, and as you’re running through it, desperately trying to find the love of your life, you risk getting your leg blown off. 

I appreciate that as a grown adult, admitting you have an imaginary anything is cause for concern.

People start to wonder if this is the start of your mental breakdown. However, this imaginary man of mine has existed for some time now so unless I’m in the middle of a ten-year meltdown (plausible), I don’t think there’s any need to worry.

He first came into my life when puberty hit and I had the shocking realization that nothing was like the fairy tales. Men in real life were far less forthcoming than in every chick flick I’d ever seen. I couldn’t have been more ill prepared for reality than if I’d spent my formative years living in Narnia, and so my imaginary boyfriend began to take shape.

He doesn’t need to earn six figures, own a mansion or a private jet. Click To Tweet

By imaginary boyfriend, I don’t mean someone I talk to and pretend to go on dates with, but rather a manifestation of the qualities and fundamental values I would like in a partner. And we’re not talking about the inane stuff like ‘great arms’ and ‘dreamy eyes, and it’s not about wealth or physical possessions either. He doesn’t need to earn six figures, own a mansion or a private jet.

If I want those things I’ll handle them myself.

Instead, it’s about the important things like loyalty and trust; communication and a shared moral framework. The things that will determine whether you have a shot at a life together because fire, passion and great sex will only take you so far. And the imaginary boyfriend is important because all that fire and sex can look a lot like love and that’s when things start to get tricky.

All that fire and sex can look a lot like love. That’s when things start to get tricky. Click To Tweet

The modern state of love doesn’t teach us anything about these things.

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This latest evolution of love is messy, complicated and downright confusing. We’re living in a time of Tinder, Fuckboys, DMs, and Situationships. Things have changed and that brings new compromises and challenges. You can find yourself falling into these new games because you haven’t figured out the alternative, and you don’t feel like dying alone in your old wooly cardigan just yet.

Some time ago, I found myself in a situationship, the result of a few ill-timed DMs.

After the initial sliding in, I found myself embroiled with a man who was, well, never really there. Once upon a time, I’d have sat him down, asked where we were heading, if this was a relationship, were we exclusive, you know – the usual stuff you tend to bring up when you really like someone.

This latest evolution of love is messy, complicated and downright confusing. Click To Tweet

Except the game has changed and I stupidly played along, keeping my mouth shut and my legs… well, not so shut.

And it’s easy to go along with all of this because you’re trying to be blasé and keep up with modern relationships until your imaginary boyfriend pops up into your head and you realize, actually, this wasn’t what you imagined at all when you pictured the man you want to spend your life with.

If you’re in something with a man, whether that’s situationships, relationships or one-night stands, and your imaginary boyfriend keeps making appearances, it’s a sure sign that it’s time to move on, that whoever you’re currently with is not fulfilling you in the right ways.

So, why the hell are you settling?

Hold onto that imaginary boyfriend as a constant reminder. Click To Tweet

I’ll tell you why: because the hype around dying alone is terrifying, social media is screaming for you to be a ‘cool girl’ and you’ve found yourself in a strange ‘kind-of but not really’ relationship and you’re not sure if you’re even allowed to comment on him seeing other women.

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It’s a minefield out there, people, A MINEFIELD, and as you’re running through it desperately trying to find the love of your life, you risk getting your leg blown off.

By a leg, I basically mean your heart.

So although it might sound crazy, hold onto that imaginary boyfriend as a constant reminder to hold out for the things you want in a partner. Our society and other women are not very good at telling us to hold out. We might be in 2017 but ‘winning a man’ and marriage are still measures of success for us, so it’s not always easy to remember that you’re allowed to wait. Or that you’re allowed to be single. Or even that you’re allowed to ask for more from your love life instead of settling for the scraps that come your way. You’re allowed to turn away potential love interests because they’re not suitable or worthy of you.

THAT’S OKAY.

You’re allowed to turn away potential love interests. Click To Tweet.

I’ve always found that my imaginary boyfriend, with all the qualities I respect in another human, constantly reminds me if I’m settling for less. He reminds me to hold onto the things I want. So dream on ladies, dream on as much as you need to and only ever get rid of that fantasy, if and when, you’ve found the reality.

Anything less is not worth it.

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Salma El-Wardany

Salma El-Wardany

Salma El-Wardany is a half Egyptian, half Irish writer who thoroughly enjoys defying stereotypes. She’s bored of hearing Arabs, Muslims and bombs in the same sentence, so she’s currently working on her debut novel, Burkas & Bikinis, to shake things up a bit. You can find her drinking tea, eating copious amounts of cake and dressing down the patriarchy at every available opportunity.

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