Love, Humor, Life

10 absurd items you never knew you needed

You thought pizza made you happy? What about a pizza pillow?

It’s winter. The world is cold and ugly and depressing. You’re stuck indoors all the time. So what better thing to do than look on Amazon for ridiculous, hilarious, absurd amazon items that you really don’t need but that would make your life so much more cheerful?

1. Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster

Nostalgia HDT600RETRORED Retro Series Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster

This is genius.

2. A Pizza Pillow

16" Novelty Pizza Cushion In Pizza Box

Mmmmm, don’t you just want to cuddle up with a warm, snuggly pizza, but without all the mess?

3. Fish Pop Molds

Zoku Fish Pop Molds

You could make ice pops that look like fish! I mean, if that’s not a dream come true I don’t know what is.

4. Potato Definition Poster

Potato definition *, college dorm room decor, dorm wall art, dictionary art print, office decor, minimalist poster, funny definition print, definition poster, inspirational quotes

Everyone can benefit from a quality dictionary definition.

5. Umbrella Buddy Wall Hooks

Umbra Buddy Wall Hooks, Set of 3, Brights

Are they functional? They could be, or they could just be cute little men hanging around your house.

6. All My Friends Are Dead

Why not buy yourself a funny book about dinos? You don’t need to be a kid to enjoy this gem.

7. A Talking Toilet Paper holder

Do you need this? No. Do you want it? Yes!

8. A Hedgehog Cheese Grater

koziol KASIMIR Hedgehog Cheese Grater, transparent anthracite

It could serve a purpose, but should it? Probably Not.

9. Pizza Lights

Kurt Adler Indoor/Outdoor 10-Light Pizza Light Set

I’m a bit hungry, can you tell?

10. Potty Unicorn Spray

Squatty Potty Unicorn Gold Toilet Spray, Mystic Forest, 4 Ounce

Everybody uses the potty, why not go in style?

So snuggle up in bed with a cup of coffee and your laptop and shop for some absurd Amazon items!