It’s winter. The world is cold and ugly and depressing. You’re stuck indoors all the time. So what better thing to do than look on Amazon for ridiculous, hilarious, absurd amazon items that you really don’t need but that would make your life so much more cheerful?
1. Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster
This is genius.
2. A Pizza Pillow
Mmmmm, don’t you just want to cuddle up with a warm, snuggly pizza, but without all the mess?
3. Fish Pop Molds
You could make ice pops that look like fish! I mean, if that’s not a dream come true I don’t know what is.
4. Potato Definition Poster
Everyone can benefit from a quality dictionary definition.
5. Umbrella Buddy Wall Hooks
Are they functional? They could be, or they could just be cute little men hanging around your house.
6. All My Friends Are Dead
Why not buy yourself a funny book about dinos? You don’t need to be a kid to enjoy this gem.
7. A Talking Toilet Paper holder
Do you need this? No. Do you want it? Yes!
8. A Hedgehog Cheese Grater
It could serve a purpose, but should it? Probably Not.
9. Pizza Lights
I’m a bit hungry, can you tell?
10. Potty Unicorn Spray
Everybody uses the potty, why not go in style?
So snuggle up in bed with a cup of coffee and your laptop and shop for some absurd Amazon items!