Science, Now + Beyond

20 incredibly hilarious science jokes only nerds will understand

We know you've been hanging out for more punny science, so here you go!

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer.

Bartender replies “For you, no charge.”

If you’re a fan of science jokes, you’ve probably heard that one before. Here are some others you may not have encountered – try and hold in those giggles, I dare you.

1.

skeleton is doctor humerus
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2.

avogadro avocado toast
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3.

Neon doesn't need electrons
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4.

normal vs paranormal distribution
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5.

formaldehyde vs casualdehyde
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6.

organic compounds
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7.

printing a double helix in a genetics lab
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8.

cell-fie
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9.

plant behind bars in a cell
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10.

mouse lost an electron
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11.

Schrodinger's cat in the box
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12.

newton's cradle with children
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13.

a graduated cylinder with a graduation cap
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14.

nucleotide joke
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15.

he he he - helium gas
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16.

Your tan line is showing - equation
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17.

Photosympathising plants
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18.

nuclear physicist has fission chips for lunch
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19.

Alcohol molecule drinking
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20.

Pumpkin pie equation
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Aaaaaand we are done for the second round of jokes. Keep your eyes peeled, though – part three may be coming up sooner than you think.

Yen-Rong Wong

Yen-Rong Wong

Yen-Rong Wong is the founder of Pencilled In, a literary magazine dedicated to showcasing work by young Asian Australian artists. She hopes to put her literature and biomedical science degrees to good use through her writing.

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