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6 amazing gifts for the misogynist on your holiday list

Oh that we wish it weren’t true, but we’ve all got (at least one) misogynist in our life.

Whether your ex got strangely into men’s rights after your breakup or your brother is going through a sexist phase, there’s got to be at least one misogynist in your life. (Don’t forget, women hold onto a lot of internalized misogyny too!)

This holiday season, give the gift with the perfect message: stop hating women. Here are 6 gift ideas for the misogynist in your life (we’re hoping these will serve as a wake-up call and bring them into the feminist fold):

1. Nobody Cares About Your Fragile Masculinity T-Shirt

Nobody Cares About Your Fragile Masculinity T-Shirt

We get that when you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression, but that’s no excuse for degrading women every time someone smashes the patriarchy. Get over it.

Get it from Amazon for $13.20.

2. Misandry Canvas Print

Misandry Canvas Print

If you’re going to Google “Misandry” just know that you’re one of many losers who think that respecting women means hating men.

Get it from Amazon for $13.20.

3. MUD FLAP MAN Baby Jumpsuit

MUD FLAP MAN Baby Jumpsuit

Just a subtle reminder that objectifying women makes him a baby.

4. #misogynist Men’s Adult Hoodie Sweatshirt

#misogynist sweatshirt

It might not be as great as a “This Is What A Feminist Looks Like” T-Shirt, but it sure sends the right message.

Get it from Amazon for $13.20.

5. Misogynist Tears Mug

Misogynist Tears Mug

Let them know you’ll drink their misogynist tears for breakfast if they’re not careful.

Get it from Amazon for $13.20.

6. Misogyny Embroidered Patch

Misogyny Embroidered Patch

Pros: this embroidered patch is super rad. Cons: a misogynist is going to get it, and not us. Well, maybe this patch will slowly turn them into a feminist. Then they can add more cool patches (and buttons!) to go alongside it.

Get it from Amazon for $13.20.

These gift ideas are sure to get you started on the path to turning your friends and family members into proper feminists. And letting them know that you won’t put up with their misogyny.

There’s always next year for feminist gift-giving.

By Cecilia Nowell

Cecilia Nowell is a freelance journalist and recent graduate of Wellesley College. She writes about politics and art, and gets excited about graphic novels, mythology, and art therapy. In her free time, she runs a cat blog, drinks too much tea, and enjoys hiking.