The final great debate twitter roundup
Read along with the best of #debatenight twitter, and commiserate with your fellow Americans. This is the last one, folks, we just gotta get through this last one!

Here we are, friends! The third and final presidential debate. Moderated by Chris Wallace and hosted in Las Vegas, this is the end of the road before election night.
If the previous two debates are any indication, it’ll be a nail-biting hair-pulling playground bloodbath. The candidates will talk about foreign policy, taxes, emails, leaked tapes, and each other. Hopefully, once in awhile, only one of them will be speaking at a time.
Read along with the best of #debatenight twitter, and commiserate with your fellow Americans. This is the last one, folks, we just gotta get through this last one!
1. The Supreme Court
"It's important that we not reverse marriage equality, that we not reverse Roe v Wade." Preach. #debatenight #ImWithHer
— Cecile Richards (@CecileRichards) October 20, 2016
She's the last person that should talk about dark money. #debatenight
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) October 20, 2016
how do we know how the founding fathers wanted the constitution interpreted? ain't nobody alive from the 1700s #debatenight
— antonio (@antoniodelotero) October 20, 2016
2. Immigration
"We have no country if we have no border" – call me crazy but I feel like humans living in a place qualifies as a country #debatenight
— Grace Parra (@GraceParra360) October 20, 2016
"Bad hombres" at 9:22 pm. That's a moment. #debatenight
— Brian Fallon (@brianefallon) October 20, 2016
Did he just criticize Obama for enforcing immigration laws? Wow! #debatenight
— northierthanthou.com (@Brimshack) October 20, 2016
3. Already going downhill…
Does anyone ever think to themselves: "not sure if watching Debate or SNL skit?" #debatenight
— Peter Roumeliotis (@PeteyBeats) October 20, 2016
Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton "a puppet." A man with that hair accused someone else of being a puppet. #debatenight
— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) October 20, 2016
"You're not gonna find a quote from me." – the man who tweets insanity at 3am #debatenight
— Scafe for America (@erinscafe) October 20, 2016
4. Taxes
When will Democrats learn that "HE WANTS TO LOWER TAXES" isn't an effective attack line? #debatenight
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) October 20, 2016
Donald Trump’s vision for America: tax breaks for billionaires and large corporations, poverty wages for working families. #debatenight
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) October 20, 2016
I will be paying more tax under @HillaryClinton's tax plan. I consider it my patriotic duty. He knows nothing about that.#debatenight
— Ethan Embry (@EmbryEthan) October 20, 2016
5. Jobs
I love when questions to Trump begin with, "Even conservative economists say…"#debatenight #debate
— Paperback writer (@sallykohn) October 20, 2016
"There's only one of us on this stage that has actually shipped jobs to Mexico and that's Donald."#debatenight pic.twitter.com/oOInJudP5d
— Brianna Wu (@Spacekatgal) October 20, 2016
Again, this is like the Joker boasting Batman's responsible for Gotham crime because he hasn't stopped his spree #debatenight
— Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) October 20, 2016
6. Fitness to be President
Wow. "I didn't apologize to my wife because I never did it." This is a press challenge. Not smart. #DebateNight
— Glenn Beck (@glennbeck) October 20, 2016
YOU DONT RESPECT WOMEN MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IF YOU ARE PRO LIFE #debatenight
— CHRIS KLEMENS (@ChrisKlemens) October 20, 2016
When were the stories of abuse “largely debunked?" #debatenight
— Arianna Huffington (@ariannahuff) October 20, 2016
7. The Clinton Foundation
The Haitians You Stole From Don't Think #ClintonFoundation Is World Class #debatenight
— ???? ⏰???? (@LeahR77) October 20, 2016
HRC furthered her own interests at the State Department! #PayToPlay #debatenight
— OMAROSA (@OMAROSA) October 20, 2016
Thank you for defending and celebrating the @ClintonGlobal and AIDS medicine, Hil! #debatenight #ImWithHer
— Nick Westrate (@westratenick) October 20, 2016
8. Is the election rigged?
"The majority of voters are gonna rig this election." #Debatenight #SXM121
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 20, 2016
Election fraud is almost nonexistent. The most widespread "rigging" in 2016 are new laws targeting poor & minority voters. #Debatenight
— NAACP (@NAACP) October 20, 2016
"I will look at it at the time" – #Trump admitting he has no intention of honoring the outcome of the election. Excellent. #debatenight
— JackiSchechner (@JackiSchechner) October 20, 2016
9. The future of American troops in the Middle East
BREAKING: @HillaryClinton knows quite a bit about foreign policy.#debatenight
— Jesse Lehrich (@JesseLehrich) October 20, 2016
GET PATTON'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH YOU INCOMPETENT DRAFT DODGER #debatenight
— Amanda Nelson (@ImAmandaNelson) October 20, 2016
I could vomit Alpha Bits and give a more coherent answer on Mosul. #Debatenight #SXM121
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 20, 2016
10. Aleppo
Based on this foreign policy exchange, I'm confident that the whole world will burn regardless of which of them is elected #debatenight
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) October 20, 2016
I just want someone to ask him if he knows what Aleppo is. #debatenight
— ?️?Jenny Trout? (@Jenny_Trout) October 20, 2016
Trump's level of hyperbole rivals my dad's. #debatenight
— Mark Gagliardi (@MarkGags) October 20, 2016
11. The Deficit
Why stop at 6 percent? Let's get GDP to 600% TREMENDOUS GDP !!!! #debatenight #icanteven
— Baratunde (@baratunde) October 20, 2016
So we're not going to talk about climate change during a presidential debate in Las Vegas. #debatenight
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) October 20, 2016
#debatenight Trumps says we don't have to worry about the deficit because he is going to put everyone back to work for lots of money.
— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) October 20, 2016
12. How are we all doing?
What the moderator should tell both candidates after tonight's debate #debatenight https://t.co/luxJC4t5ye
— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) October 20, 2016
Me right now. #debatenight pic.twitter.com/vEcC9cdI7R
— Doubleday (@doubledaybooks) October 20, 2016
On a lighter note, Uday sees a lizard outside. #DebateNight pic.twitter.com/rOsbdQdL9N
— Jack Pattillo (@jack_p) October 20, 2016
It. Is. Finished.
That’s it, folks. The debates are over. Finally. Whether you were playing BINGO, crying, getting drunk, or all three, you made it through.
Now, for the love of all that is holy and good, GO OUT AND VOTE!