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The stages of buying a Father’s Day gift

What do you get the man who's given you everything?

Buying your father a gift on Father’s Day is always a process. How do you even attempt to make or get something that properly shows your undying appreciation? While you’re procrastinating on getting a gift (like me) take a look at this list, which documents the annual cycle of gift-buying.

1. Realize that Father’s Day is coming up

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2. Instinctive “Ugh, do I have to get a gift?”

(I realize this is June, not Christmas, but that face just works so well for the sentiment)

Day 318. Walmart, you're doing it wrong.

3. Answer own question: “Yes, Dad is awesome and deserves a gift.”

4. Decision one: Store-bought or homemade?

DIY Duct Tape Bows

Matching father-daugher bowties, anyone? Sometimes store-bought is nicer, homemade shows more thought.

5. Rack brains for father’s hobbies.

"Play the long ball"

Does watching the game on TV count?

6. Do I get him something work-related?

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Pretty, but also pretty boring.

7. Is baking an option, or is he on a diet?

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Think you have it bad? My poor friend is a baker but has a father with no sweet-tooth.

8. Have we had any conversations where he’s mentioned wanting something?

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Oh, but he has more money than I do, so he probably would just buy it for himself.

9. Does this funny internet thing that I found work?

Online shopping

Or is it too impersonal?

10. Decide on gift.

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11. Make a plan to buy the gift.

12. Procrastinate on said plan.

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13. Realize Father’s Day is coming up super soon. Scramble to get gift.

 

 

 

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3, 2, 1… Go!!

14. Homemade vs. store bought debate part 2: What do I do for the card?

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15. Wrap gift.

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Sometimes this requires a bit of creativity based on the size and shape of the gift.

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16. Rack brains for appropriate and original way to express sentiments in card.

Writing a book is learning to be patient

Is this just like what I said last year?

17. Hope that he likes it

TP150 "Fingers crossed"

18. See the reaction, and most importantly, give the gift with a big hug and a “Thank you!”

A Soldier from the RAF Regiment is Hugged by his Daughter on his Return from Afghanistan

19. Realize that Father’s Day is about more than just the gifts.

I do
Grace Ballenger

Grace Ballenger

Grace Ballenger is an Editorial Fellow for the Summer of 2016. She is currently pursuing a BA at Wellesley College where she studies English and Spanish. One of her (too many) goals this summer is to make the list of musicals she wants to listen to shorter.

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