You have all the right to find boogers, roaches and bodily functions disgusting. But there’s a list of other stuff we find disgusting for no apparent reason.
1. Having to drink from a shaken up bottle of water
There you go. All nice and shaken up. Now drink.
2. Warm seats
And let us not forget warm toilet seats.
3. When the waiter brings your sides jumbled up
When it looks like someone else ordered seconds.
4. Trying on a shirt someone has just taken off
Um, I changed my mind. Will try on these socks instead.
5. Leftovers in plastic bags
You save them for tomorrow and then you don’t feel like eating them because of how they look.
6. Yellow liquids
….in clear plastic bottles…abandoned at your door step.
7. The word “moist”
I’m just reminding everybody of this baby. Oh yes, and “bulbous.” *evil grin*
8. Finger prints on glossy surfaces
And it doesn’t matter if the hands are clean.
9. Feet, in general.
And these, in particular.
10. Re-rolled toilet paper
Or when someone realizes they’ve taken too much, and decide to save the rest for whoever comes in next. Appreciate it, but no thanks.
11. Soaked up bars of soap
When they’re sitting in a slimy white puddle … or pink, or green. But, wait, isn’t that what shampoo is? Slimy soap residue?
12. Rolled-up tufts of hair
Even cats find it gross. But, why were these hairs not so gross when they were on your head just 3 seconds ago?