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If the Disney Princesses were in The Hunger Games, this would happen

What’s the worst that could happen?

It’s the question that has haunted every Hunger Games fans’ mind ever since the start. What if Disney Princesses were tributes in The Hunger Games? What’s the worst that could happen? After all, they are just harmless princesses… right?

Wrong.

1. Cinderella

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Cinderella’s easy. When the countdown reaches twelve, her old instincts will take over and she’ll be off the pedestal in the direction of home in a flash.

All that remains will be a shoe…

2. Aurora

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Aurora isn’t a problem, believe me. The worst she can do is prick herself on a weapon and fall into a coma. Again.

She probably won’t make it very far, but I don’t think people were expecting much else from her anyway.

3. Snow White

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You thought she was innocent and sweet? Yeah, until she called her animal friends that were apparently mutated­ Hunger Games style. She practically wrote the book, How to get rid of too much clutter by Snow White.

4. Ariel

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She’s a hoarder. And what’s better for your stockpile addiction then, what’s the word again, oh, the entire cornucopia?

Alert: Ariel can be a little protective when you touch the whatzits. Don’t. You. DARE.

5. Merida

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The true Katniss Everdeen of the bunch, her arrow aimed at YOUR face may be the last thing you see. Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor.

6. Jasmine

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Don’t even consider it. The girl has her own furry bodyguard. It’d be all blood and no victory if a tribute were to try her.

Consider them victorious. Or at least until pre-­Queen Elsa comes and freezes them all. Let it go much?